My bimbo is now as smart as me!

...or rather, 0.3 smarter, according to the IQ test I took in the 4th grade that calculated my IQ as 131. I will stop sending her to the library now, so that she doesn't become smarter than real me.

And here is a pic of yours truly.



I'm debating whether or now I should splurge on expensive clothes because I'm on the challenge list again. Something tells me no, because I have been saving up very hard to get to 9000BD so I can get a face nip/tuck and level up to 10. I guess I won't. I'll just wait until then.

LOL

Haven't posted in a while because a) I haven't done very much with my bimbo lately and b) I have been really depressed (me, not my bimbo, although I guess she is kind of depressed too). And come to think of it, a) and b) are at least kind of related. Time flies when you're depressed, or rather, I lost all sense of time while I was depressed. I thought more like five days had passed, but whoa, 20 days have passed, I'm on Bimbo Day 20 now.

I leveled up to Level 7 now after a few tries of breaking up with my boyfriend. I can't level up again until at least I get another boyfriend, and apparently I already tried today so I can't try again until tomorrow.

I haven't bought clothes or changed my appearance because no one has challenged me. I guess I haven't been on the challenge list for a while. I wonder if being on the challenge list is correlated to how often you log in and how long you stay logged in. Because when I used to log in every day a few times a day I got on the list all the time, and now I haven't been on the list for days it seems.

Anyway it all works because that way I will save up Bimbo $.

Also, I noticed that it takes a while for the Bimbo $ from your Market sales to be credited to your account. I guess it doesnt matter, as long as they eventually get credited. Since I plan to not spend any IRL cash on this game, Market sales are one way to boost my Bimbo income.

I think after I finish all the levels (whenever that will be) I will try to play speed bimbo and see how fast I can level up each level and reach the end of the game. Or maybe that's kind of what I'm doing now anyway.

Eek! too light

Here is my bimbo on Day 11:


I took her for scouring because the tanned skin is too dark for me. But now she is too pale. My real skin tone is somewhere between the original bimbo skin tone and one shade darker. I wish they had an olive skin tone.

I also bought a yellow and pink stars bracelet with the money I had left over after scouring, to try to help me win challenges.

My bimbo is normal !

She has a IQ of 100 (or 100.8, to be exact).

Tan and blush

After I got today's (Day 9) money, I got a tan and and blush to make my bimbo look more like me. I don't wear blush but my cheeks are naturally very pink anyway. And I also got the special tattoo/body mod makeup to make her look more asian.

Bimbo down to 115 lbs!

My bimbo is down down to 115.3086 lbs. I wanted my bimbo's weight to be the same as mine, but I guess I overshot on the weight loss a little. I'm around 117lbs. I guess I just need to lose more weight to keep up with bimbo. I was trying to lose weight anyway.

Day 8 Bimbo photo

I tweezed my bimbo's eyebrows and put green eyeshadow on. I had trouble deciding which eyebrows to choose, but went with ones that I think somewhat closely matched my own. I usually like to tweeze mine thin, but right now my IRL eyebrows aren't that thin. And of course I can only pick from black or dark brown eyebrows.

I narrowed down my eyeshadow picks to pink or green. I believe the brightly colored eyeshadows are Kryolan. I have the green kryolan eyeshadow. I know it's a famous and professional brand. As popularized by Shrinkle. At least that's how I heard of it. So when I saw Kryolan in the department store in Taipei in 2007 I had to buy some, and I picked the green one.

I also own bright pink eyeshadow that I bought in Stockholm, Sweden in 2006 (yes I am a world traveler just like my bimbo). I have wanted bright pink eyeshadow for a long time and I was so happy when I found it. The brand is Viva la Diva. Anyway I settled on green because I thought it matched the outfit better

Today

I interrupt my backstory with real-time news about my bimbo. I mean, time is always moving on, right?

Anyway last night (the beginning of Day 8) I went a little overboard on spending and now i'm in the red (-19 BD). My idea was that I wanted to win challenges and boost my challenge count, so I bought the most expensive outfit I could with the money I had. The money from my salary and boyfriend, together with what I won from scratch cards and Mastermind (really easy once you figure out the tricks).

Day 7 Bimbo Photo

The story continued: Day 2

Ok so I'm going to have to estimate what "day" each of these things occurred since I don't really remember everything that happened and some things are kind of too boring to write here anyway.

I started out taking my bimbo to the library as often as possible because I wanted, no NEEDED to get her IQ up. I mean, WTF, 70 IQ points is like basically retarded. Although I think I will stop when her IQ is equal or approximately equal to mine (or what I scored when I took an IQ test a long time ago which of course I take it with a grain of salt). I don't want my bimbo to be smarter than me! I see some high level bimbos with IQs of like 600+ but that is just not realistic. Unless of course I need to get her IQ up that high for a challenge in future, WHICH of course I don't know because I'm not looking at what the later level challenges are because I don't want my surprise to be ruined.

Yes, I do see my bimbo as kind of a virtual representation of me but I want it to be as accurate as possible. Some people play these games and create a character that is totally different from them but I want to create a character that is as similar to me IRL as possible. I had fun trying on the different hairstyles in the beauty salon to look like me at different times of my life, and doing bimbo makeup the same way I do my IRL makeup.

The story from the beginning : Day 1

I first heard about MissBimbo a long time ago when all the negative press came out, that MissBimbo was modeled after Paris Hilton (love ya girl!) that it involved plastic surgery and boob jobs, blah de dah. A friend on LiveJournal blogged about it saying she wanted to register but the servers were overloaded from people all viewing the site and logging on at once. I also wanted to play but couldn't sign up due to the massive overload of traffic. That has got to be more than a year ago.

Seven days ago I must have been feeling particularly bored, and tired, and escapist, and I saw some lame "Sorority Life" game being advertised on facebook. Now, I'm sick of these lame facebook quizzes and games, and somehow it reminded me of MissBimbo which I expected would be much better. And thankfully, the traffic overload had pretty much died down (although the blogosphere is still abuzz with negative reviews of the site -- ya much love to our haters too) and I could finally sign up !! YAY!

I told my boyfriend about it, and he signed up too. He enjoyed it too especially giving his bimbo a makeover and tattoos and piercing, but got bored pretty quickly especially when he couldn't figure out how to take off the bimbo's bra and thong. He was LOLing the pic I had of my bimbo nude. I explained that I kind of did it by mistake, I was trying to save the outfit I had but instead took a picture. I explained how to take off the underwear, but I think he got bored anyway and has pretty much abandoned his bimbo :( waaa.

Staying power

Sometimes I wonder how long I'll be a MissBimbo regular (it's my 7th day now). I think the fact that it takes a while to accumulate the required money, attitude, etc to level up, forces me to pace myself and so I don't get sick of the game too quickly, as opposed to if I could just complete all the goals and then get bored.

I intend to complete all the goals on my own without "withdrawing" aka paying any IRL money, or even looking for help from other players (that would ruin the surprise and fun for me). Although I don't know what i'll do if/when I have to complete the hard puzzle for a challenge (eek). I am not good at stuff like that. I think people who are good at rubiks cubing would be good at it, but I am not good at it at all. I can just imagine girls asking their boyfriends or guys who are good at cubing to help them solve the hard puzzle which somehow makes me LOL.

So much negative press...

When I google for miss bimbo blog almost all the hits I get are blogs bashing the game. So I decided to step up and actually blog about my experience playing miss bimbo, since most of the people bashing it have no idea what the game is about except that it involves taking a simulacrum to get boob jobs and plastic surgery. Boob jobs and plastic surgery are only a small part of the game (and I haven't even gotten to that level yet). Right now my goals just involved moving to a better apartment, changing my hair, and getting a boyfriend, the works.

First!

Welcome to my Miss Bimbo blog. Here I will blog about my progress through the game Miss Bimbo. My bimbo is cymbellinexox Challenge me if you have an account.

Have fun
xox